Welcome to my kingdom, Custtom. I don't do any work of course. I actually lie around all day, doing nothing but being beautiful. I leave the real work to my servants.

I think you and I could be friends. After all, as a customer, you are just as royal as I am! Shall we exchange e-mail addresses so that my royal household can send you an occasional newsletter?

My newsletters are full of wonderful offers, great tips, the latest developments and even a FREE product every now and then. I'll also keep you informed on my adventures and royal life as a company cat!